Funny sayings about internet dating

I’ve never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. I’m not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax. Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love. My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. I think I’m a change from what it would be like dating a normal guy who doesn’t talk too much.

It’s been a much slower process for me each time I’ve gone into a relationship. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. I don’t know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest – it doesn’t exist. I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. I don’t know the first real thing about the dating game. But I don’t want to put myself in the position where I’m in a monogamous relationship right now. ‘Sex and the City’ changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people.

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We’ve gathered up 30 witty dating quotes from celebrities in the hopes that a little bit of insight, intelligence, and, yes, laughter can help you take on Valentine’s season with a bit of a different attitude. — Jennifer Lopez MORE: 50 Motivational Career Quotes to Help You Kick Ass at Work 10.

I’m older and wiser and I think I’d make a great girlfriend. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain. — Jennifer Love Hewitt MORE: 101 Amazing Love Quotes We’ll Never Get Tired Of 6. But then I’d get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. Dating has taught me what I want and don’t want, who I am, and who I want to be. Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front.

Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. He thought he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelled the word ‘you’ and I just put the letter ‘u’. We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it’s a disservice to men. I don’t know how to talk to a specific person and connect.

If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general.

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The Web is an amazing source of information, but it's also the butt of many jokes for TV actors, film stars, and politicians.

Whether intentionally funny or not, these amusing quotations referencing the Web and the Internet are well worth a read.

Here are ten hilarious mini-collections of quotes about the Internet.

As professional women always on the lookout for the best and the brightest life has to offer, we can’t help but reflect back on our past dating experiences, as well as the ones we are currently exploring and those we’ve yet to discover. If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention to her. If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. It’s really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself. Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. You’re not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone. If I’m with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal?

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