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Anyway, if you're easy-going and at least 86% awesome, feel free to drop me a line sometime! I'm attracted to people who set big goals and put all their effort into pursuing them. I can't stand their smell and don't want to be around smoke all the time. :( Me You: An undeniably awesome couple with amazing chemistry. Example 4: Goofy and Sarcastic I tie my own shoes, brush my own hair, and make my own bed...Example 2: Genuine and Modest Hey there, my name's Dave. Even if your life's dream is to become the world's greatest thumb-wrestler, I totally dig it. (well, only if my mom isn't at home.) During the day, I can be found sitting in an office cubicle, feverishing tapping my phone with hopes of getting a new high score on Candy Crush.) Anyway, if you're a laid-back intellectual who can appreciate a freshly made quinoa salad and the occasional chai latte, send me a message. My name's Clint, and I'm here to steal your heart (with your permission, of course).Cheesy lines aside, I thought it would be fun to try out this online dating thing, as many of my friends have recommended it.Please Note: If you can't go 5 minutes without checking Facebook on your phone, we're probably not a good match.However, if you enjoy having thought-provoking conversation and aren't afraid of the occasional spirited debate, give me a shout!

Don't worry if you have 'two left feet' - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee. As open-minded as I am, I have to draw the line at cigarettes. My cat Felix loves to meet new people, but if you're allergic to fur, the two of you probably won't get along.

If you answered 'yes' to either question', then I'm afraid there's no way we'll get along, sorry!

Now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way, let me introduce myself...

2) Have you watched more than 2 episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians?

If your answers to both questions was 'no', then congratulations, you've passed the first test!

On a typical Friday night I am probably attending yoga class, or biking down one of the many gorgeous trails in our city.

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