But masturdating, a rarely used or understood term, has nothing to do with the act of self gratification. Masturdating involves going to a restaurant alone, sitting at a table alone, and enjoying a meal alone, all the while knowing that other diners in your vicinity are looking at you, feeling sorry for you, and most likely coming to the conclusion that you're a bit of a loser.
For a list of terms, see the entry for masturbate in Wiktionary.The English word masturbation was introduced in the 18th century, based on the Latin verb masturbari, alongside the more technical and slightly earlier onanism. Suggested derivations include an unattested word for penis, *mazdo, cognate with Greek mézea μέζεα, "genitals", or alternatively a corruption of an unattested *manusturpare ("to defile with the hand"), by association with turbare "to disturb".were common in early modern times and are still found in modern dictionaries.I have friends who I’ve never known to be single who freely admit they function better within relationships – but they're in the minority.The Office for National Statistics (ONS) released data back in February that showed 51pc of people in England and Wales are single. In the 18th and 19th centuries, some European theologians and physicians described it as "heinous", "deplorable", and "hideous", but during the 20th century these taboos generally declined.